Sunday, May 06, 2007

Clemens may be the biggest douche of all time


... it's a toss-up between Rocket & Bonds for the biggest douchebag award in baseball history...

Clemens has decided to pitch for the Bronx Buttholes this season along with his buddy (it's probably more than just sharing family vacations together), Pettitte.

Remember couples years ago when Roger was supposed "retired", only to come out of retirement to pitch with his homie, Andy in Houston? All the talk about being close to his family and his son (who is in Houston's minor league organization) is just the same ol' bologna he tells everyone.

Roger's got some impressive career achievements of going to Toronto for money, going to Chokees for championships, then going to hang out with his loverboy in Houston. This guy always got some bull for you. More reasons for any douche to cheer for the Yanks.

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